Side Effects May Include...

My love affair with Ambien is no secret. The relationship has flourished as I have paid it some real TLC since I started my flying career. While we are very happy together there are some minor negative behavioral side effects that I feel should be listed on the label. Personally a few of these side effects include texting/calling inappropriate people, deleting facebook friends, & most notably not remembering the aforementioned actions. If only I could enjoy the sleep inducing hallucinogen without making poor technology related decisions. If only....